作词 : Lucas Grimwade/Bryce Ahlberg/Riley Waterman
作曲 : Lucas Grimwade
[Entire song: TW33T, LY, synapse ]
I just ****ed a cancer patient, that ***** bald, too
Sitting on the couch watching Over the Hedge Two
Her dad’s a paralegal, I might have to sue
She pulled out a ****, I said man, I gots to see it through
Then I ****ed a minion and my **** Gru
She cough during sex, make it tight, she had the flu
I just woke up from my nap, I finna hit snooze
Woke up with morning wood, man, I swear I’m Home Depot
I just ****ed Grandma, damn that ***** can deep throat
***** so wrinkly, your boy had to still peep though
******* out, motor them like sea boat
Yes, counting up all my green like I CeeLo
Poo poo pee pee in my bee bo
Bought up pancake mix, yeah bought it by the kilo
Shawty said she a door hole I said damn, where the kеy hole?
Boobs all lopsided looking like a Igor
That ***** dеpressed I said what? Like that boy Eeyore?
Shawty want the ****, I got about three inches
Fawty want the ****? Wait *****, I got a micro *****
Just blew my load into the mouth of a fetus
***** lost her dad, and she going through grief
Stuck my **** in sideways, then she did a *****
I said I’m a real killer, call me Chief Keef
Environmentalist mentality reality fallacy manatee
Boob is not meat, boob is not beef
When I eat the *****, I nibble with teeth
Wonkus bonkus, boy got the flonkus
Skunky wunky got the money funky dunky
***** got the goopy woopy
Dingy wingy ding dong
Singy singy sing song
Dong shlong like my name King Kong
Lickity split on my way to the ****
Toofus doofus I be smoking on the boofus
Hocus pocus, ***** in class, I can’t focus
Avada kadavra and then I aba kadabra
Pulled a bunny out my hat, ***** that’s magic
Big big booty I also had to slap it
I’m like Happy Feet and I can tap dance
Deedle dooddle doddle deedle
I’m the penguin weedle waddle