The time has come
to be a lover from the Argentine
To slick my hair down with Brillian-tine
And gargle heavily with Lis-ter... ine?
WOW!
It's time for Max
to put his backers on their backs!
And thrill them with amazing acts.
Those aging nymphomaniacs!
(Tarzan call)
They were helpless, they were hopeless
then along came Bialy.
They were joyless, they were boyless
then along came Bialy.
They're my angels, I'm their devil
and I keep those embers aglow
When I woose them, I can't loose them
cause I cast my spell and they start yelling,
Fire down below!
So romantic, they were frantic
then their prayers were heard up above
heaven sent them their Bialy
I'm a celebration of love
(Dance routine)
Fire down below!
(Old ladies sing)
We were desperate, we were sinking
then along came Bialy
We were desperate, we were drinking
then along came Bialy
(Bialy) Who's your Daddy?!
So romantic, we were frantic
then our prayers were heard up above
It's Bialy, hey Bialy
He's the culmination
The restoration
The consumation
The titilation
Ejaculation!
He's the celebration, of love
Bloom! I've done it!
I've raised the 2 Million
Now all we have to do is put on the biggest flop in history!
(Bloom) That's great!
(Together) We can't miss!
