Everything's Fine (Explicit)

Welcome back to Everything's Fine

The game show where there's only one answer to everything

Time to meet our contestants!

Let's welcome back last week's champion: Frank

Frank is currently flying high on every ** imaginable

Just to cope with the day-to-day stresses of living in modern times

How are you doing, Frank?

Everything's fine

That's just super!

Our next contestant is Jess

Jess cries herself to sleep every night

Has just adopted twenty-seven cats

Has a Masters degree in Fine Arts

And has been unemployed for 15 years

Jess, you look great, but more importantly—how you doing today?

Everything's fine

Okie-dokies

And last but not least, we have Eltron 8000

Eltron has been sent from the future

To warn us of impending war, genocide, drought,

Famine, natural disasters, technological takeover

And the ultimate destruction of the planet Earth

I'm so glad you could join us

Just one question before we start today's show

How are you doing today, Eltron?

Everything is fine