Zoom Call Olympics

Muted mic? Nope, I screamed

Camera flipped now I’m memed

Virtual background, space cow field

Boss said “why?” I said, “it’s real!”

Deadline talk, cat walks in

Keyboard smashed chaos win

Zoom Call Olympics, let’s compete

Whose dog barks loudest? Who will yeet?

Mic drop, lag hop, WiFi fight

Someone just sneezed out of sight

Mom yells “dinner!” mid my pitch

Screen share showed my anime glitch

Coworker snoring, someone danced

Welcome to chaos zoom enhanced

My boss is frozen, mouth half-open

This call is cursed, that’s just spoken

Judges score: 10 for fall

Gold medal for logging off all

Zoom Call Olympics, we’re elite

Every glitch a comedy feat

Pajamas on, business top

We work hard until we stop

Zoom Call Olympics, glitch parade

Heroes born with lags they made

Raise your cup of coffee high

Work-from-home till the day we die