Sam moved over to a better side of town
To a place he always hated but I guess he loves it now
Bought a big ol house and a brand new mini wan
Laid waste to all the friends who didn't kiss his a*s goodbye
It's a new life
But he's still the same old sam
It seems like lately he's not so popular
And something's changed in his vernacular
He only used a fork but now he's got a knife and a continental grip that he learned from his new wife
It's a new life but he's still the same old sam
I am sam
I'm just a man and I don't know who I am
It's ok
Because I think we understand
Sometimes it's just so hard to be a famous man
One day you'll look at your own hands
And see you're still the same old sam
