You fall asleep in night clubs
That's pretty hard to do
You love it when we
Cancel plans with friends
Your dressing gown is part of you
Coz now our love life has gone mild
And things just can't be reconciled
So now just hear me sing:
'I'd make love to you
But you're hoovering'
I said 'do you like this restaurant?'
You said, 'Is it word the overdraft?
We could have stayed home
And not drunk out of jam jars
And its cripplingly understaffed'
Coz now our love life has gone mild
And things just can't be reconciled
So now just hear me sing:
'I'd make love to you
But you're hoovering'
Debaucherous nights
Where our trademark
Come to the light
Of The After Dark
Seek not to alter me
Agree to disagree
You always offer to drive
Because drinking
Gives you heartburn
We can't stay out late
Because of the to do list
From the cleaning
To the tax return
Coz now our love
Life has gone mild
And things just
Can't be reconciled
So now just hear me sing:
'I'd make love to you
But you're hoovering'
I'd make love to you
But you're hoovering
