Abort Mission - Guttermouth
Written by:Joseph Nunn/Scott Sheldon/Eric Davis/Mark Adkins/Steven Rapp
It's Friday night I've got a date
With this vegan girl katee
You know I really like her style
Smile style
Oh I love you kate
But you've gone too far
You won't even sit in my brand new car
It's got reclining bucket seats
And a cd player so what's
Your f**king beef
Is it my cozy leather seats
Is it the covers made from sheep
Ok I guess that we can walk
And walk and walk and walk
What kind of guy do you think I am
You only take off your shoes
When you're in japan
I bought this outfit just for you
So what if they're suede
And now my jacket too
So what am I supposed to do
I'll freeze to death and catch the flu
Ok I'll do it just for you
For you for you for you
We made it out and we had an ok time
I caught pneumonia and a
Mild case of frostbite
She said I'm sorry mark
I hope that you pull through
Next time we go out please
Just wear some different shoes
I tried to f**k her and you
Know what happened then
She said that condom you've
Got's made from a lamb's skin
So what's your problem
So what's your problem
Last friday night you know I had a date
It was with this vegan girl
I think her name was Kate
If you're lookin for some action
Or if you wanna score
Just eat some bark and acorns
And she will like you more than me