[00:36.78]Playing on his slide trombone
[00:39.90]
[00:40.86]In a certain monotone
[00:43.41]
[00:44.70]He was known as Mister Monotony
[00:50.07]
[00:52.29]Any pleasant interlude
[00:55.53]
[00:56.49]That would mean a change of mood
[00:59.16]
[01:00.72]Didn't go with Mister Monotony
[01:05.97]
[01:08.04]Sometimes he would change the key
[01:12.27]But the same dull melody
[01:16.11]Would emerge from Mister Monotony
[01:23.01]
[01:24.03]Folks for miles would run away
[01:27.96]Only one prefer'd to stay
[01:31.83]She would come around and say
[01:35.10]Have you got any monotony today
[01:38.31]
[01:55.56]They got married as they should
[01:58.41]
[01:59.79]And around the neighborhood
[02:02.25]
[02:03.63]She was known as Missus Monotony
[02:08.46]
[02:11.43]They were happy as can be
[02:15.66]And they raised a family
[02:19.11]
[02:19.68]Six or seven little monotonies
[02:23.07]
[02:27.27]From another village came a snappy clarineter
[02:30.15]
[02:31.53]She heard him play and strange to say she liked him better
[02:34.92]
[02:35.70]'Twas the end of Mister Monotony
[02:40.80]
[02:43.38]Soon there came another bride
[02:46.83]
[02:47.67]And she snuggled to his side
[02:50.82]
[02:51.81]But he answered when she cried：
[02:54.30]
[02:54.93]Have you got any monotony today
[02:59.94]Haven't got any monotony today
[03:09.60]Can't play
[03:13.38]
[03:14.61]Today
[03:18.06]Haven't got any monotony today