Underwater Moonlight

He was white and she was white as only statues are

50 years they stood there looking stupid by a jar

One night in mid-August when the moonlight got too strong

They climbed off their pedestal and then they sang this song

Past the gun emplacement and the bones as white as bleach

Through the rats and ivy 'til they came out on a beach

Out into the ocean 'til they disappeared from view

Honey when it gets you there's just nothing you can do

Underwater moonlight sets the body free

Underwater moonlight, baby you and me

Underwater moonlight, underwater moonlight

He was pink and she was pink and onward they did row

Didn't see the giant squid though it was fairly slow

When they hit the bottom they were well and truly dead

The statues took their place and then they rode back home instead

Underwater moonlight, take your baby down

Underwater moonlight, watch your baby drown

And in the moonlight, underwater moonlight

Underwater moonlight, underwater moonlight

I can take you down through the sea

(Moonlight)

You can feed the fish

(Moonlight)

Why don't you feed the fish?

(Moonlight)

Why don't you feed the fish?

(Moonlight)

Underwater moonlight, sets the body free

Underwater moonlight, baby you and me

Underwater moonlight, underwater moonlight

Underwater moonlight, underwater moonlight