[00:00.00]乞求炒饭 (TV Version) - 吴君如/曾志伟
[00:01.27]词：岑伟宗
[00:02.54]曲：高世章
[00:03.81]男：混酱清白
[00:05.08]甜酸苦辣
[00:07.78]人坐冷板食风风向
[00:10.73]无选择
[00:13.68]女：俗世古惑
[00:16.65]男：人心狡猾
[00:19.48]诚实最惨落得衰过
[00:22.57]翻猪栏
[00:25.18]做只妖魔鬼怪吓天下
[00:27.96]无奈碰着母夜叉
[00:30.75]行行路衰打倒褪
[00:32.62]功夫无价
[00:34.21]做极仍做手下
[00:36.55]为个鸡包任你去指骂
[00:39.70]毋望发达中字花
[00:42.55]合：但求有命归家
[00:46.71]混酱清白
[00:48.25]女：自知丢架
[00:49.10]甜酸苦辣
[00:51.06]亦都打靶
[00:51.90]俗世古惑
[00:54.01]但都稀罕
[00:54.83]人心狡猾
[00:56.92]莫须打靶
[00:57.73]合：石头硬还硬
[00:59.46]磨难变做泥烂
[01:00.74]沦落危难
[01:02.09]毋望有大茶饭
[01:03.39]最多我乞求食兜炒饭
[01:05.59]你惨 我惨
[01:06.81]其实非孤单