The night before Christmas when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
Let me tell you all a glory
Little Christmas story
A story 'bout a mouse
In a big brown house
Underneath the mistletoe
She asked for Mr Ho
But f**k that little mouse
Now where is Santa Claoz
Where is Santa Claoz
Now where is Santa Claoz
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there
Holy moly what a mouse
Cook that turkey like a boss
Monilie money money flow
Tell me where is Santa though
They said he was a witch
Yeah a sneaky little b***h
But f**k that little mouse
Now where is Santa Claoz
Now where is Santa Claoz
Where is Santa Claoz
Have you been naughty
So where is Santa Claoz
Where is Santa Claoz
Where is Santa Claoz
What would you like for Christmas dear child
Where is Santa Claoz
Yeah where is Santa Claoz
Where is Santa yeah where is Santa Claoz
Merry Christmas to all
