How Much Is That Hound Dog in the Window? - Homer/Jethro
Composer:RR
How much is that hound dog in the winder
I do hope that fleabag's for sale
How much is that hound dog in the winder
The one with the long mangy tail
I'll give you two bits for that hound dog
The one with the sad achin' heart
Fer he looks so much like my girl friend
I can't hardly tell 'em apart
Ohhhhhh
Ohhhhhh
Ohhhhhh
Ohhhhhh
What kind of a dog is that
That is a hot dog homer
Boy you sure mustard that up
I must take a trip to louisianer
Leave her and that hound dog alone
While I'm eatin' shrimp and jamboliar
They'll be home a gnawin' a bone
I don't want a monkey or a baboon
I don't want a muley old cow
I don't want a crappie or a catfish
A catfish could never meow
How much is that hound dog in the winder
With the basketball nose on his face
You know what a basketball nose is
It dribbles all over the place