But that's the problem with this country
One of the many but this whole issue of sexuality
And pornography which I don't understand
What pornography is I really don't To me pornography is
You know spending all your money and not educating
The people in America and spending it instead on weapons
That's pornographic to me that's totally filthy
And etc etc down the line you all in your f**king
Hearts know the goddamned arguments okay great
But no one knows what pornography is
Supreme Court says pornography is anything
Without artistic merit that causes sexual thought
That's their definition essentially No artistic merit
Causes sexual thought Hmm
Sounds like every commercial on television doesn't it
You know when I see those two twins on
That Doublemint commercial I'm not thinking of gum
I am thinking of chewing maybe that's the connection
They're trying to make What You've all seen that
Busch beer commercial where the girl in the short
Hot pants opens the beer bottle on her belt buckle
Leaves it there and it foams over her hand
And over the bottle and the voice over goes Get yourself
A BUSCH Hmm you know what that looks like Nah no way
I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do
If they could and I guarantee you if they could
They'd do this right here Here's the woman's face
Beautiful Camera pulls back naked breasts
Camera pulls back she's totally naked Legs apart
Two fingers right here and it just says Drink Coke
Now I don't know the connection here but goddamn
If Coke isn't on my shopping list that week
Dr Pepper Snickers satisfying benben nanana
Damned if I'm not buying these products
My teeth are rotting out of my head
I'm glued to the television I'm as big as a f**king couch
More Snickers more Coke
That's what I find ironic too is that people
Who are against these things that cause sexual
Thought are generally fundamentalist Christians
Who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply
Boy they walk a tight rope every day don't they
How do we be fruitful and multiply and not think about it
We could sing hymns during it (sings)
One stroke at a time sweet Jesus
One stroke at a time sweet Lord
I did that joke in Alabama
In Fife and these three rednecks met me after the show
Hey buddy come here Mr Funny man come here
Hey buddy we're Christians and we don't like
What do you say
When I was hanging from the tree
