Never Hit Your Grandma With A Shovel - Spike Jones
Oooh Never hit your
Grandma with a shovel
It makes a bad impression on her mind
On her mind
In a better way impart
All the love things in your heart
For it's possible she
May retort in kind
Retort in kind
Remember Granny's known
You since a baby
And even though in fun
Could prove a shock
Prove a shock
So respect her aged head
Stay the shovel and instead
Paste your dear old sweet old Grandma
With a rock
A Grandma with her grandchild
Sat by the kitchen door
Of a quaint old fashioned
House built long ago
The little lass grew restless
As on the evening wore
For she felt the time
Was fleeting very slow
I must do something cried the girl
And seized the nearby spade
But a passing stranger
Blocked her swing
Whilst these wise words he said
Oh Never hit your
Grandma with a shovel
It makes a bad impression on her mind
In a better way impart
All the love things in your heart
For it's possible she
May retort in kind
Remember Granny's known
You since a baby
And even though in fun
Could prove a shock
Prove a shock
So respect her aged head
Stay the shovel and instead
Paste your dear old sweet old Grandma
With a rock
A great big rock
