[00:00.00]Are we gonna have a problem?
[00:02.10]You got a bone to pick?
[00:03.96]You've come so far,
[00:05.04]Why now are you pulling on my ****?
[00:07.59]I'd normally slap your face off,
[00:09.63]And everyone here could watch.
[00:11.46]But I'm feeling nice.
[00:12.48]Here's some advice.
[00:13.32]Listen up, biotch!
[00:21.65]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[00:21.65]I like!
[00:22.55]H. CHANDLER:
[00:22.55]Lookin' hot
[00:23.36]Buying stuff they cannot
[00:25.13]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[00:25.13]I like!
[00:25.79]H. CHANDLER:
[00:25.82]Drinkin' hard
[00:26.93]Maxin' Dad's credit card
[00:28.49]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[00:28.52]I like!
[00:29.12]H. CHANDLER:
[00:29.51]Skippin' gym
[00:30.05]Scaring her
[00:30.80]Screwing him
[00:31.91]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[00:31.91]I like!
[00:32.63]H. CHANDLER:
[00:32.63]Killer clothes
[00:33.56]HEATHERS:
[00:33.98]Kickin' nerds in the nose!
[00:35.45]H. CHANDLER:
[00:35.57]If you lack the balls
[00:37.37]You can go play dolls
[00:39.05]Let your mommy fix you a snack
[00:41.33]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[00:42.32]Woah!
[00:42.35]H. CHANDLER:
[00:42.35]Or you could come smoke
[00:44.00]Pound some rum and coke
[00:45.74]In my Porsha with the quarterback
[00:48.20]HEATHERS:
[00:49.73]Woah! Woah! Woah!
[00:51.17]Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
[00:54.47]Welcome to my candy store
[00:57.56]It's time for you to prove
[00:59.30]You're not a loser anymore
[01:03.71]Then step into my candy store
[01:05.84]H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
[01:07.34]Guys fall
[01:08.15]H. DUKE:
[01:08.18]At your feet
[01:08.90]Pay the check
[01:09.83]H. MCNAMARA:
[01:09.83]Help you cheat
[01:10.61]HEATHERS:
[01:10.64]All you
[01:11.51]H. DUKE:
[01:11.51]Have to do
[01:12.35]H. CHANDLER:
[01:12.35]Say goodbye to Shamoo
[01:14.09]HEATHERS:
[01:14.09]That freak's
[01:14.93]H. MCNAMARA:
[01:14.93]Not your friend
[01:15.77]I can tell in the end
[01:17.42]HEATHERS:
[01:17.51]If she
[01:18.23]H. MCNAMARA:
[01:18.23]Had your shot
[01:19.07]HEATHERS:
[01:19.07]She would leave you to rot
[01:20.96]H. MCNAMARA:
[01:21.14]‘Course if you don't care
[01:22.67]Fine! Go braid her hair
[01:24.53]Maybe Sesame Street is on
[01:27.92]HEATHERS:
[01:27.92]Woah!
[01:27.95]H. MCNAMARA:
[01:27.95]Or forget the creep
[01:29.63]H. DUKE:
[01:29.78]And get in my jeep
[01:31.31]H. CHANDLER:
[01:31.34]Let's go tear up someone's lawn
[01:33.89]HEATHERS:
[01:35.39]Woah! Woah! Woah!
[01:36.83]Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
[01:40.13]Welcome to my candy store
[01:43.61]You just gotta prove
[01:44.90]You're not a ***** anymore
[01:49.37]Then step into my candy store
[01:52.10]H. CHANDLER:
[01:54.14]You can join the team
[01:55.82]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[01:55.82]Or you can ***** and moan
[01:57.56]H. CHANDLER:
[01:57.56]You can live the dream
[01:59.21]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[01:59.21]Or you can die alone
[02:00.89]H. CHANDLER:
[02:00.92]You can fly with eagles
[02:02.69]HEATHERS:
[02:02.69]Or if you prefer
[02:04.25]H. CHANDLER:
[02:04.28]Keep on testing me
[02:05.96]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[02:05.96]And end up like her!
[02:07.94]MARTHA:
[02:08.12]Veronica, look!
[02:09.26]Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
[02:11.63]This proves he's been thinking about me.
[02:13.76]VERONICA:
[02:14.55]Color me stoked.
[02:15.84]MARTHA:
[02:15.96]I'm so happy!
[02:17.67]HEATHERS:
[02:19.19]Woah!
[02:20.84]H. DUKE:
[02:20.84]Honey, whachu waiting fo—
[02:22.70]H. Chandler
[02:22.94]SHUT UP HEATHER step into my can-dy-- store Oooh woah!
[02:26.21]Woah oh oh!prove your not a lame ass any-more
[02:32.75]H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[02:33.47]Step into my candy store!
[02:35.63]It's my candy store
[02:37.37]It's my candy
[02:38.96]It's my candy store
[02:40.70]It's my candy
[02:42.35]It's my candy store
[02:44.15]It's my candy store