Nope, stop right there
Zip it
Don't analyze, just sympathize
Look at me with your human eyes
I don't need a lecture
I don't need a class
I don't need a grade, did I fail or pass?
Put away the charts and the logic stick
Your high IQ makes me a little bit sick
Just nod your head, say"uh-huh, okay"
That is all I wanted from you today
I spilled the tea about my boss at work
Just wanted to say that he is acting like a jerk
But you interrupt with a"Matter of fact"
Telling me exactly how I should react
"Did you consider the context?"
No, I did not!
I'm just trying to vent, give it all I got
You act like a judge in a supreme court
Writing up a detailed accident report
Don't analyze, just sympathize
Look at me with your human eyes
I don't need a lecture
I don't need a class
I don't need a grade, did I fail or pass?
Put away the charts and the logic stick
Your high IQ makes me a little bit sick
Just nod your head, say"uh-huh, okay"
That is all I wanted from you today
Yes, you are a genius
A walking database
You got a fun fact
For every time and place
Brain like a computer
Sharp as a knife
But please stop trying
To optimize my life
I know that you mean well
Fixing what is wrong
But I don't need a manual
I need a song
Your logic is perfect, shiny and cool
But emotionally, babe
You are acting like a fool
Don't analyze, just sympathize
Look at me with your human eyes
I don't need a lecture
I don't need a class
I don't need a grade, did I fail or pass?
Put away the charts and the logic stick
Your high IQ makes me a little bit sick
Just nod your head, say"uh-huh, okay"
That is all I wanted from you today
Can you turn off the brain?
Just for a bit?
Press the power button, let's just sit
Be a warm blanket, not a cold hard fact
Before I overreact!
Don't analyze, shut up and sympathize!
Don't analyze, no need to be wise!
I love your big brain
But it's heavy to hold
Just give me a hug before I get old!
So... do you understand?
"Well, technically"
Shhh!
Just nod
