Wtf Collective 2 (Explicit)

MC Confusing

MC Confusing back in this b***h

With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket

I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big tits

And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake spit

And you don't understand it 'cuz you're not supposed to

Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon

And I'm gonna leave soon but first I need to

Drink a Chevy Chase face and rape Robo Cop 2

MC Historical Inaccuracy

Yo I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy

I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73

I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's Diary

Which is about the Civil War of 1812 in Germany

I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus

And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis

Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sea

Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese Army

MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word

S

I'm MC Don't Know How to Pluralize Word

I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl

When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize

But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive

MC Canadian Stereotype

Hello I'm MC Canadian Stereotype

I'm aboot to get started so let me get off the ice

But I don't want any trouble and I am always polite

Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like

But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne

Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais parce qu'ici on est bilingue

Oh boy I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee

Let's go to the hospital don't worry here in Canada it's free eh

MC Fatigue

MC Fatigue did ya miss me

I'll be awake for five minutes 'cuz I had a coffee

I'll try to get through my verse but I really don't know

I drank that coffee about five minutes ago

Chrous Guy

They hired me again to sing this motherf**kin' chorus

I haven't found a f**kin' job yet

So I gotta do this bulls**t

I can't take it I'm done

I don't think that I can sing another f**kin' chorus

I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge

Or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did

I think my dad has a gun

MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees

I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees

Fifteen miles an hour is their average speed

A queen can lay up to 3 000 eggs a day

Just 'cuz I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay

I'm also MC In The Closet Homosexual

I hide it 'cuz it's easier to be heterosexual

We can't even get married in most states here in America

It's f**ked up

MC Canadian Stereotype

Gay marriage is legal here in Canada

MC Homophobic f**king Asshole

I'm MC Homophobic f**king Asshole

Being gay is evil and it is unnatural

Jesus said to love thy neighbor but only if they are straight

Penises go in vaginas

Anything else is just insane

MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes

I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes

I shake things up like Jay Fox when I get on the mic

And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse

Then I put them asleep like Heath Ledger of course

MC Politically Correct

WHOA

I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct

I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content

It's offensive insensitive and in very bad taste

Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away

MC Final Verse

Yo MC Final Verse here to end the song

One was enough we didn't need a sequel Jon

Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy

But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide

Chorus Guy

This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus

My dad's gun was in his closet

And I'm gonna end this bulls**t

I had a good run

I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus

Sanoara and farewell

I guess I'll see you all in hell

4 3 2 1

MC Final Verse

Oh my God Chorus Guy killed himself

MC Historically Inaccurate

Just like John Lennon and JFK

MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes

And OJ Simpson's wife

MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees/In The Closet Homosexual

Only one bullet It takes a thousand bee stings to kill a man

MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word

S

That is a lot of bee

MC Confusing

There's more blood than a rubber hose bottle of foot

MC Homophobic f**king Asshole

Shut up queer fags

MC Canadian Stereotype

We don't tolerate that kind of hateful language in Canada

MC Fatigue

I'm gonna go call an ambula-*snore

MC Final Verse

Who's gonna sing the chorus from now on

MC Vagina

Hey

You can't spell chorus without vagina