[00:00.00]Opening Night (Album Version) - Mel Brooks/Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
[00:00.31]Opening night
[00:01.77]Opening night
[00:02.81]It's opening night
[00:09.16]It's Max Bialystock's latest show
[00:12.45]Will it flop or will it go
[00:15.39]The cast is taking it's final bow
[00:18.52]Here comes the audience now
[00:21.55]The doors are open they're on their way
[00:24.41]Let's hear what they have to say
[00:30.74]He's done it again
[00:32.38]He's done it again
[00:33.98]Max Bialystock has done it again
[00:37.40]We can't believe it
[00:40.30]You can't conceive it
[00:43.41]How'd he achieve it
[00:46.14]It's the worst show in town
[00:49.86]We sat there sighing
[00:52.70]Groaning and crying
[00:55.86]There's no denying
[00:58.48]It's the worst show in town
[01:01.77]Oh we wanted to stand up and hiss
[01:04.80]We've seen s**t
[01:05.76]But never like this
[01:10.24]Max Bialystock has done it again
[01:13.22]The songs were rotten
[01:14.65]The book was stinkin'
[01:16.23]What he did to Shakespeare
[01:18.02]Booth did to Lincoln
[01:20.90]We couldn't leave faster
[01:27.47]What a disaster
[01:30.27]We are still in shock
[01:33.51]Who produced this shlock
[01:36.29]That slimey sleazy Max Bialystock
[01:41.75]What a bum