[00:00.00]Vending Machine of Love - The Stupendium
[00:00.35]Lyrics by：Gregory Holgate
[00:00.60]Composed by：Gregory Holgate
[00:10.65]This is a song about soft drinks
[00:14.39]And nothing else
[00:16.62]Get your mind out of the gutter
[00:21.02]Hey guys
[00:22.29]Are your lips dry?
[00:23.59]Any desiccated ladies trying to get by?
[00:25.82]I know the best way for the girls and the boys to
[00:28.74]Come together and enjoy a little moisture
[00:31.30]So you're waiting on the mate that's one-a-million?
[00:33.75]On carbonation ain't the way that you envisioned
[00:36.42]You say it's strange but baby shed your inhibitions
[00:38.95]And let your date slip into something aluminum
[00:41.20]She's elegant
[00:41.83]And eloquent
[00:42.51]And so effervescent
[00:43.61]Subtle bubbles in my stubble
[00:44.94]Feeling ever so pleasant
[00:46.32]Never though I'd find a girl
[00:47.36]With such a delicate essence
[00:48.86]Free with the meal deal
[00:50.09]At the delicatessen
[00:52.02]Saw you sitting in the fridge with a twinkle
[00:54.49]Are you a multi-pack can?
[00:55.66]Or are you single?
[00:57.03]A little sipping and a spritz isn't sinful
[00:59.58]I'm just finna get my finger in your ring pull
[01:02.23]So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
[01:04.81]And pick that fizzy little minx
[01:06.16]That you've been dreaming of
[01:07.53]If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
[01:10.01]You can get your juices flowing with some Onlycans
[01:12.70]Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
[01:15.21]So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
[01:17.84]Get lost in the froth as the foam expands
[01:20.34]Get your loving
[01:21.03]While you're glugging on some Onlycans
[01:23.05]Now you've seen other paysite galleries
[01:25.51]But none of those girls taste like raspberries
[01:28.06]So if you think we're just some obsence cannery
[01:30.63]All our cans are over eighteen-
[01:32.30]Calories
[01:33.17]So give a spray
[01:33.91]For some flirtatious behavior
[01:35.92]That come-hither hiss
[01:37.12]Is what you came for
[01:38.50]We been brewing up a plethora of flavours
[01:40.95]Say we're crude
[01:41.70]You can never say we're tasteless
[01:43.88]So if you drink it straight or with a mixer
[01:46.27]Bring a mister or a missus home for dinner
[01:48.44]Everybody's got a different fizzle in their spritzer
[01:51.06]What's it matter what ingredients
[01:52.56]Are on your sticker?
[01:53.88]I haven't met you all
[01:55.10]But it's contextual
[01:56.41]You're all impeccable
[01:57.70]If it's consensual
[01:59.05]If you're ace
[01:59.73]Demi
[02:00.33]Pan
[02:00.74]flexible
[02:01.62]End of the day we are all
[02:03.08]Can-sexual
[02:04.22]So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
[02:06.78]And pick that fizzy little minx
[02:07.90]That you've been dreaming of
[02:09.41]If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
[02:11.98]You can get your juices flowing with some Onlycans
[02:14.70]Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
[02:17.20]So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
[02:19.71]We can say semi-guarantee that we won't be banned
[02:22.29]Get your loving
[02:22.93]While you're glugging on some Onlycans
[02:24.95]May be fizzy
[02:25.52]But I'll spit a little candour
[02:27.41]Sure it's sticky
[02:28.13]But we'll lick the spillage after
[02:29.94]There's only one app
[02:30.70]For tin can philanderers
[02:32.27]Snapping what the can did
[02:33.34]With your candid camera
[02:34.58]Uh
[02:35.18]Can a can can-can?
[02:36.54]Yes it can
[02:37.13]All the cans in Cannes are
[02:38.54]Canuck cans in Canada
[02:39.73]Manly cans in canberra in canoes
[02:41.62]Grabbing noodles and canoodling with cans in Can Tho
[02:44.54]Mexican cans in cancun
[02:46.41]Scandalously scantily clad in their scanties
[02:48.62]And decanting at you
[02:50.71]Camping with a Scandinavian can
[02:52.55]Under a canopy
[02:53.47]Alone in a canyon
[02:54.62]With your can boo
[02:55.76]Share a cannoli with Italian cans
[02:57.57]On the canals before a candlelit dance
[02:59.53]The canter off to Canterbury
[03:01.03]For a canny romance
[03:02.17]You better cancel your plans
[03:03.48]This Can-sanova can't handle the demand
[03:05.45]Of Cantabrian Can-oritas in cantinas with fans
[03:07.99]On the Canary Islands
[03:09.28]Strip Canasta 'til you're down to your pants
[03:11.23]And your can-panion froths over your hand
[03:13.14]Damn
[03:13.50]These Cantonese Shizes are your creamiest stans
[03:16.50]So go over to
[03:17.86]Can-bodia
[03:19.10]You can let the local flavour flow over you
[03:21.73]Getting down with the hard round chromium
[03:24.26]Loving's never been so low sodium
[03:26.87]Can looking like a snack?
[03:28.13]That's a canape
[03:29.45]Can-paigning like Barack?
[03:30.69]That's a candidate
[03:32.08]Can sweet on your tongue?
[03:33.29]That's a candy cane
[03:34.61]Can rocking them guns?
[03:35.82]That some cannonade
[03:37.14]Feel that can in your heart?
[03:38.44]That's a cannula
[03:39.72]Can sends it's regards?
[03:41.05]That's a can-nister
[03:42.32]Inquisitive can?
[03:43.61]That's a canvasser
[03:44.83]Insensitive cans?
[03:46.11]Cantankerous
[03:47.35]So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love
[03:49.90]And pick that fizzy little minx
[03:51.25]That you've been dreaming of
[03:52.68]If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
[03:55.22]You can get your juices flowing with some Onlycans
[03:57.86]Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
[04:00.41]So I hope that you can handle three-thirty mil
[04:03.21]Hey! don't touch just hold the cam!
[04:05.53]Get your loving
[04:06.14]While you're glugging on some Onlycans
[04:08.60]So download OnlyCans the app for soda lovers
[04:12.52]It's got very high ratings
[04:14.91]Oh oh no sorry
[04:16.26]It's very 'hydrating'
[04:18.47]My mistake