TJ Miller TJ Miller TTTTT TJ Miller
TJ Miller TJ Miller TTTTT TJ Miller
TJ Miller TJ Miller TTTTT TJ Miller
TJ Miller TJ Miller TTTTT TJ Miller
TJ Miller TJ Miller
I'm like Pepsi
I'm always second best like Melissa Etheridge
I'm usually in a vest
I'm like Home Depot
If I can't flow
There's Hispanics out front
Ready to go
I'm like Southwest
You're free to move around
But the only place I'm going is D-Town
I'm like Mr Clean
I appear out of nowhere
Jeffrey Tambor downtown
Subtle no hair
I'm like FEMA
I always come late
I'm like Puerto Rico
I'm not really a state
I'm like Donald Duck
You can't understand a word
I'm dangerous and friendly to kids
Call me Notorious BIG Bird
I'm like Maury Povich
I make a living off exploitation
I'm like Cubans
Sometimes I mix myself up with Haitians
I'm like Sarah Palin
I'm the scum of the Earth
I'm like Jaden Smith
I was set since birth
I'm like my mom's friend
Allison Galansky
When I have dinner parties I don't invite me
I'm like Dave Matthews
My fans are all tools
I'm like cricket you all
I don't quite understand the rules
I'm like an overweight advice columnist
Hunter-director of photography
I shot Dear Flabby
TJ Miller TJ Miller(it was a documentary actually won Best Picture)
TTTTT TJ Millerit(at Thundance and South By Northeast)
TJ Miller TJ Miller(we submitted to Cannies but it didn't take)
I'm like a claw-machine
You usually don't win
I'm like that all that's evil and not real
You can call me sin
I'm like a clown without makeup still kind of scary
I'm like a Scrabble dictionary because I'm useless
But with a great vocabulary
I'm confusing
Like when a girl named Mary gets married
I'm like Gary Coleman
It didn't end up so great
I'm like pornography
I use me to masturbate
Flight attendant to you phone I'll get you turned off
I'm like a creepy doctor
Don't turn your head when you cough
I'm like a butterface
Because I have margarine on my face
I'm like China in a bull shop I'm still out of place
I'm like cryogenics
No one really knows exactly what I am or if it extends one's own life
It's probably just science fiction to help people
Stave off their fear of mortality you know
I'm like that
I'm like Krevin Harbutton no one's ever heard of me
I'm an annoying phenomenon
I'm like Glee
I'm like LA
Because I take my time to crush your soul
I'm like New York City
I'm already full
I'm like Richard Nixon
Except I'm a crook
Like a blind person with audiotapes
I don't do it by the book
I'm like King Kong
Because I sweat a lot
I mean nobody ever talks about it but he probably sweats a lot
I'm like Q-tip
I didn't make it f**king rhyme for real but your technically
I'm not made of steel
I'm mostly water
I'm mostly water
TJ Miller TJ Miller(just give bodies was nineteen two seven water)
TTTTT TJ Millerit(at Thundance and South By Northeast)
TJ Miller TJ Miller(I mean it's like entirely water)
I'm like Cali Swag
I'm a one hit wonder
I'm like a cold hit without mass appeal
I'm Six Feet Under
I'm like glasses
Since July I've been out of fashion
I'm the cultural elite
I'm the last intellectual bastion
I'm like Elvis Presley because I stole that sh*t
I'm like Charlie Parker
Because I'm that bird sh*t
Yo riffin's in my blood
And it's not about to clot
Improvise like the Sun
All important and f**king hot
I'm like a flasher in the cold
I always wear two coats
I'm like Angela Lansbury I wrote Murder She Wrote
I'm like Mrs Doubtfire I like good in a wig
I'm like that farmer from babe that'll do pig
That that'll do pig that'll do pig
That that'll do pig that'll do pig
All boys all all all boys all boy boys
TJ Miller TJ Miller(that that'll do)
TTTTT TJ Miller(that that'll do pig)
TJ Miller TJ Miller(that that that'll do all that)
TTTTT TJ Miller(all boy boy all boy)
TJ Miller TJ Miller(that'll do pig that'll do)
TTTTT TJ Miller(that that'll do pig)
All boy boys
Boy people
