Window Shopping (Explicit)

I'm window shopping

For something nice

There's a lovely jacket

But look at the price

It's there in red and blue

With a nice black collar

I want to try it on

But I haven't got the dollar

Everything is so expensive

I almost can't afford to live

Everything is so out of reach

I will have to fucking steal it

I'm window shopping

For a pair of shoes

But if I buy them

I can't afford booze

A little drop of vodka

Makes me happy

A lot more vodka

Just makes me angry

Everything is so expensive

I almost can't afford to live

Everything is so out of reach

I will have to fucking steal it

I'm window shopping

For a place to stay

I used to live in Fulham

But that was yesterday

I ran out of dollar

To pay the bills

When the landlord came knocking

I took to my heels

Everything is so expensive

I almost can't afford to live

Everything is so out of reach

I will have to fucking steal it