No no we're done
The One With the Dozen Lasagnas
Aunt Silv stop yelling
If you'd told me vegetarian lasagna
I would've made vegetarian lasagna
The meat's only every third layer Maybe you could scrape
Ross did you really read all these baby books
You could plunk me down in any woman's uterus no compass
And I could find my way out like that
This is cool
It says in some parts of the world people eat the placenta
And we're done with the yogurt
Sorry
I did this as a favor I am not a caterer
What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas
Nice talk Aunt Silv
You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth
Ross listen Do you know that right now your baby is only this big
This is your baby Hi Daddy
Hello
How come you don't live with Mommy
How come Mommy lives with that other lady
What's a lesbian
Honey you can say it Poconos
Poconos It's like poke a nose
Poke a nose
So did I hear Poconos Yes
My sister's giving us her place for the weekend
First weekend together
It's a big step I know
It's just a weekend Big deal Wasn't this supposed to be a fling
Shouldn't it be
Flung by now
We are way past a fling
I' m feeling things I've read about in Danielle Steel books
When l' m with him l' m just totally
Nauseous I'm physically nauseous
What am I supposed to do Call lmmigration
I could call lmmigration
What
Ugly Naked Guy is making shadow puppets
Look it's Abraham Lincoln
Oh right
Go Go
I love babies with their little baby shoes
And their little baby toes and their little hands
Okay you''re gonna have to stop that Forever
Need a new table
You think
Come on in Hello
I brought the books
And Monica sends her love along with this lasagna
Great Is it vegetarian Because Susan doesn't eat meat
I' m pretty sure that it is
Nineteen weeks the breasts are starting to swell
According to the literature
I got the results of the amnio T ell me Is everything
T otally and completely healthy That is great
When did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis
That's our friend T anya
Of course it's your friend T anya
Don't you wanna know about the ***The ***
I' m having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together
You know the ***of the baby
Want to know No
I don't want to Absolutely not
You shouldn't know until you look down there
And see Oh there it is
Or isn't Or isn't
Hello Ross Susan
So
So did you hear
Yes we did Everything's A Okay
Oh that's so cool
It really is
Do we know
We certainly do It's going to be a
Hello Hello
A guy who doesn't wanna know is standing here
Well is it what we thought it would be
What
What did we think it'd be
I don't wanna know Don't wanna know
Well thanks for the books No problem Okay
Who should we call first Your folks or Deb and Rhona
Hello
Never mind I don't wanna know
Because it was my table I have to buy a new one
That's the rule What rule There's no rule
You owe me a table How did you get there
It was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecio
You knew about that
The impressions in the butter left little to the imagination
How about if we split it
What do you mean buy it together Yeah
Do you think we''re ready for that Why not
It's a big commitment What if one of us wants to move out
You''re moving out l' m not
You'd tell me if you were right Yes
It's just with my last roommate I know all about Kip
We bought a hibachi then he ran off and got married Things got ugly
Let me ask you something Was Kip a better roommate than me
Oh don't do that
There's changes in your schedule
Your 4:00 herbal massage is at 4:30
And Miss Summerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu
Thanks
Oh here comes your 3:00
I don't mean to sound unprofessional but Yum
Paolo Hi What are you doing here
Rachella tell me you
Massage
Well Rachella's right
I don't know what you just said so let's start
I am
Being naked
That's your decision Some people prefer to take off
Being naked
I can't believe you don't wanna know I couldn't not know
If the doctor knows Carol and Susan know
And Monica knows
How I don't even know
Carol called to thank me for the lasagna She told me
So what's it gonna be
Oh great Now he knows l' m just excited about being an aunt
Or an uncle
Hey Phoebe Hey Pheebs
Fine
What's the matter Nothing I'm just out of sorts
Can we get some cappuccino over here
Oh right That's me
That table place closes at 7 Come on
Fine
What is it
All right You know Paolo l' m familiar with his work
He made a move on me
The store will be open tomorrow More coffee please
Well what happened
He came in for a massage and everything was fine until
Oh my God Are you sure
Oh yeah I'm sure
And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore
Was it
Boy Scouts could've camped under there
Wow
What did you do I dealt with it like a professional
Ooh what
Ma Thurman
The actress Uma Thurman
Thanks Rach
What'll you do You have to tell her
It's your moral obligation as a friend as a woman It's a feminist issue
Guys
You have to Feminist issue That's where I went
She is gonna hate me Yeah well
Will you pick one Just pick one
Here how about that one That's patio furniture
So what Like people will come in and think Oh l' m outside again
Fine
What about the birds
I don't know They don't say Hello sit here Eat something
You pick one Okay How about the ladybugs
Forget about the birds but big red insects suggest fine dining
Kip would have liked the birds
Hi Pheebs What's going on
Are you moving out l' m getting ready for the weekend
These aren't all my suitcases
This one's Paolo's
Rachel can we talk for a sec Well sure
Just for a sec Paolo's on his way
We haven't known each other that long
There are three things you should know：
One my friends are the most important thing in my life
Two I never lie
And three I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world
Okay Thanks Pheebs ok
Why have I never tasted these
I don't make them a lot because it's not fair to the other cookies
These are the best oatmeal raisin cookies
Which proves that I never lie I guess you don't
Paolo made a pass at me
What do you think
It's the most beautiful table I've seen
I know
Will you balance plates on these heads
Who cares We'll eat at the sink Come on
Heads up Ross
Score You suck
Are you okay
I need some mik
Okay I've got milk Ok
Here you go
Better
No
I feel so stupid I think about the other day with you guys
And I was all Oh Paolo He's so great
He makes me feel so
God
I' m so embarrassed
I' m so embarrassed
If I had never met him
L' m so sorry No l' m sorry
L' m sorry l' m sorry Wait
What are we sorry about I don't know
Right He's the pig Right He's the pig
Such a pig Oh God he's such a pig
He's like a big disgusting pig
Pig man Yes good
But he was my pig man
How did I not see this
Oh I know
Because
He's gorgeous
And he's charming
And when he looks Okay Pheebs
God
Should I not have told you
T rust me it's much better that I know
But I just liked it better before It was better
She took it pretty well Paolo's over there now so
Score Game Nice
Come on Pheebs
Well it looks like we kicked your butts
She did You could be on the Olympic Standing There team
Come on Two on one
Why are you here She just broke up with him
It's time for you to swoop in
What now Yes Now is when you swoop
When Paolo walks out you gotta be the first guy she sees
She's gotta know you''re everything he's not You''re the anti Paolo
My Catholic friend is right
She's distraught You''re there for her
You pick up the pieces and then you usher in The Age of Ross
See this See Hold it Ascolta
How's it going Don't stare
She threw his clothes off the balcony Now there's gesturing and arm waving
That is How could you or Enormous breasts
Here he comes
I am
To say goodbye
Okay bye bye
Paolo I really hate you for what you did but I still have five of these
So heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles
I just wanna tell you and I think I'd speak for everyone when I say
Oh just look at her
Guys I think only one of us should go
So she's not overwhelmed Right
And I really think it should be me
You all right
I've been better
I don't believe this
I wasn't supposed to care about this guy
It was just supposed to be this big fun ltalian thing
Someday I could look back and say That was a big fun ltalian thing
It wasn't supposed to feel like this when it was over
Listen
You deserve so much better than him
I mean you
Should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you
What
I' m so sick of guys
I don't want to look at or think about another guy
I don't even want to be near another guy
Ross you''re so great
Are you all right Are you okay
Medium Any cookies left Yeah
See Rach
I don't think swearing off guys altogether is the answer
What you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process
I just need to be by myself for a while
I just gotta figure out what I want No no
See because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo
No I know I know
And l' m sure your little boy's not gonna grow up to be one
What What
I' m having a boy
No
No In fact you''re not having a boy
I' m having a boy
Huh Am I having a boy You''re having a boy
I' m having a boy
L' m having a boy What is it
I' m having a boy I'm having a boy
We already knew that
I' m having a son
Yes And that would be a shutdown
Shutout
Where you going One more game
It's 2:30 in the morning Yeah get out
You guys always hang out in my apartment
Come on wussies
All right Okay I gotta go
I' m going
And l' m gone
One more game Oh yeah
