Help Me Make It Through the Yard - Pinkard/Bowden
Take the rosebush from my hair
Shake loose all them little thorns
What's the sprinkler doing on
So dang early in the morn
Crawling home at 5am
Lord this sidewalk sure is hard
I guess I drank too much again
Help me make it through the yard
I don't know what's right or left
I'm too drunk to even stand
Why the devil won't you help me
Please take your foot off of my hand
And put some coffee on the stove
We'll go try to find your car
I can't hack it all alone
Help me make it thru the yard
And get my lawyer on the phone
And
Help me make it thru the yard