They Raided The Joint - Helen Humes
They raided the joint
Took everybody down but me
Yes they raided the joint
Took everybody down but me
I was over in the corner
Just as high as I could be
Now some were playing blackjack
Some were playing skin
I had plenty money
But they wouldn't let me in
Yes they raided the joint
Took everybody down but me
I was over in the corner
Just as high as I could be
They treated me like a stranger
Like a dirty dog
Ate up all the chops
Gave me the tail of the hog
Then they raided the joint
Took everybody down but me
I was over in the corner
Just as high as I could be
Now they were drinking gin
Drinking mighty fast
They offered me some King Kong
But I couldn't find a glass
They raided the joint
Took everybody down but me
I was over in the corner
Just as high as I could be
Now some were drinking whiskey
Some were drinking rhum
They had some sneaky peep
But they wouldn't give me none
Yes they raided the joint
Took everybody down but me
I was over in the corner
Knocked out as I could be
Now gee it sure was funny
The best I ever saw
They heard somebody knocking
And in walked the law
They raided the joint
Took everybody down but me
I was over in the corner
Just as high as I could be
Now they were dancing in the kitchen
Boogin' in the hall
Boy down the cordon
Tell the judge about it all
They raided the joint
Took everybody down but me
I was over in the corner
High as I could be