[00:00.00]策划/监制：Tebby
[00:04.58]演唱：Suno Al
[00:09.16]作词：DeepSeek
[00:13.74]作曲／编曲／混音：Suno Al
[00:18.33]球拍刚挥出网红发球轨迹
[00:22.38]羽毛球却卡在网带耍赖皮
[00:26.22]说好要扣杀却放了个烟花
[00:30.15]全场都在笑我球鞋比AJ 贵
[00:33.84]捡球就像在跳探戈
[00:37.77]擦网就像御姐蹦迪
[00:41.64]胜负早被火锅吃掉
[00:45.15]球包藏着整个夏天的笑料
[00:51.81]高远球画出思念的抛物线
[00:55.77]落地时变成满地尴尬圆圈
[00:59.70]假动作假装思考人生哲理
[01:03.63]结果球拍和拖鞋私奔逃离
[01:07.23]摔倒姿势要最帅款
[01:17.85]球拍还能当自拍杆
[01:59.43]输赢不过奶茶赌注
[02:21.63]开心快乐才是终极大满贯
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