[00:00.00]United States of Whatever - Comdy Central
[00:00.51]Whatever
[00:05.47]I went down to the beach
[00:06.49]And saw kiki
[00:07.46]She was like all eh
[00:08.65]And I was like whatever
[00:14.11]Then this chick comes up to me
[00:14.91]And she's all like
[00:15.63]Hey aren't you that dude
[00:16.57]And I'm like yeah whatever
[00:21.48]So later I'm at the pool hall
[00:23.48]And this girl comes up
[00:24.36]And she's like aww
[00:25.21]And I'm like yeah whatever
[00:28.97]Cause this is my
[00:30.09]United States of whatever
[00:34.88]And this is my
[00:35.72]United States of whatever
[00:40.80]And this is my
[00:41.84]United States of whatever
[00:47.86]And then it's three AM
[00:49.03]And I'm on the corner wearing my leather
[00:50.55]This dude comes up and he's like hey punk
[00:52.16]I'm like yeah whatever
[00:57.01]Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
[00:58.57]Officer leroy comes up and is like
[01:00.25]Hey I thought I told you
[01:01.40]And I'm like yeah whatever
[01:08.31]And then up comes zafo
[01:09.21]I'm like yo zafo what's up
[01:10.35]He's like nothing
[01:10.82]And I'm like that's cool
[01:13.12]Cause this is my
[01:14.31]United States of whatever
[01:18.85]And this is my
[01:19.76]United States of whatever