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All The Reasons - Rodney Carrington
I don't like poodles and popurie
Pastel colors ain't good on me
I need a woman that I can squezze
These are the things that I believe
I like John Wayne in overalls
Hate chick flics and shopping malls
I think god that I god balls
A pickup truck and a Texas draw
I don't like flowers and fancy ware
Talking on the telephone all the time
Don't won't nothing in my behind
It fits and exits it suits me fine
These are all the reasons I ain't queer
These are all the reasons he ain't queer
I think two holes are better than one
If you ask me well that's more fun
In and out and then I'm done
Two guys kissing would make me run
I don't like sex on a fu fu bed
I don't won't to dance with a guy name Fred
I did it once and my face turned red
You saw the tape so enoughs been said
Me and my buddies we like to drink
Watching fights at the hockey rink
You won't catch me wereing pink
I like the fact that my pecker don't stink
Hey these are all the reasons I ain't queer
I don't be poking nothing near my rear
Yea theses are all those reasons
The crazy cu cu reasons
These are all those reasons I ain't queer
