I'd been under the impression
We were at a posh reception
Until the nacho cheese cascading
Fountain acted up
Something like an oyster cracker
Or some other delicious snacker
Has clogged the liquid cheese collection cup
The nacho fountain has gone dry
We could sit and wonder why
Or start exploring with extra kebab sticks
Hurry while the cheese is hot
If it gets hard it's all for naught
And nacho cheese has to be eighty-sixed
Holy cow. I fished out a watch
I wonder how long that's been lost
It looks like it's running fine
Though still on daylight savings time
The nacho fountain has gone dry
Don't just sit and wonder why
Hurry while the cheese is hot
If it gets hard it's all for naught
Here's a cheese-coated strawberry
Nacho-flavored? I'd guess very
A prior diner changed their mind
And left it here for me to find
The nacho fountain has gone dry
Don't just sit and wonder why
Hurry while the cheese is hot
If it gets hard it's all for naught
The nacho fountain has gone dry
Don't just sit and wonder why
Hurry while the cheese is hot
If it gets hard it's all for naught
Right down at the cheese intake
I found the culprit, goodness sake
The blockage was, I am afraid
A cheesy, orphaned, old band-aid
The nacho fountain flows again
I've told you details as a friend
But maybe this should stay between us two
The nacho fountain has its perils
Hiding treasures not so sterile
But let's not make a big hullabaloo
