Ray Romano, Doug Heffernand, Georgie Lopez stealing speeches from the president
I'm Bernie Mac, Steve Urkel, still bossin' on these euros like I'm Angela Merkel
Slav squattin', like grotesques and gargoyles
Look good and smell good, a young brown Susan Boyle
I hop off the plane, I'm stinking like pepperoni
Red eye flight, undercover, Shinobi you know me
Only time I play, it's that Moby
Only time I whale, it's that Moby
I'm Ahab, I'm Ishmael, like crab legs and fish tails
Like maces and chain mail
I pull up and pop on that peach tree
It's prime time on Omni
I guess you can't reach me
Pilots, reruns, sitcom syndication
Only time I'm not watching I'm on vacation
Only time I'm not watching I'm switching stations
I'm lamping on the couch sipping mimosas
Zinfandel and sea bass, I'm gripping nervosa
Awareness situational, this timing, comedic
If the game made of iron, then I guess I'm anemic
We in the studio and they acting out
They came to laugh but, they ain't laughing now
Ray Romano, Doug Heffernand, Georgie Lopez still stealing speeches from the president
I'm Bernie Mac, Steve Urkel, still bossin' on these euros like I'm Angela Merkel
Eyes dry I ain't blinking
If TV smells then I'm stinking
If TV's wet then I'm drinking
I'm thirsty as a camel watching Mark Hamill dubbed in Tamil
If it rhymes with mammal, it's a mammal
Truth straight mnemonic, alignment chaotic
CLout gAMe lore is always canonic
Rock remotes universal, doily on the CRT
Stay as controversial as docs on the BBC
I'm like described video - you can't see me
