Give me a kiss and then leave me alone
A man and his monkey reflected in glasses
We’re big strong lads so please let us go
Bald men and barmaids meeting at dances
Taking chances on romances
Give me a kiss and then leave me alone
A man and his monkey reflected in glasses
We’re big strong lads but please let us go
Bald men and barmaids meeting at dances
Taking chances on romances
A fat lady singing ‘nugget for sale.’
Hang on to yer hats here comes
Wendy the whale
Another old dog ignoring new tricks
Walks into my shop to be sick
Robert yer a genius
To see so deep inside of us
So nice of you to consider us at all
Sweet Molly Malone says by golly the race he left in a hurry but he died on the case
My wife’s still in bed after all of these years
Knitting a crossword and sitting with tears in her eyes
No surprise
Robert yer a genius
To see so deep inside of us
So nice of you to consider us at all
Robert yer a genius
To see so deep inside of us
So nice of you to consider us at all
Fell into a canal the color of cheese
For wearing my underpants down to my knees
I’m fishing for cars that are parked in a lake
She took off her clothes and she baked me a cake
Baked me a cake
That was her mistake
To bake me a cake
Robert yer a genius
To see so deep inside of us
So nice of you to consider us at all
Robert yer a genius
To see so deep inside of us
So nice of you to consider us at all
Robert you’re a genius Robert you’re a genius
Robert you’re a genius Robert you’re a genius
Robert you’re a genius Robert you’re a genius
And I will never understand
Why the world cannot see you through my eyes
And I will never understand
Why we never realize until it’s passed us by.
