Here's another song about a place near Hong Kong
They got lots of opium and Lapsang Southong
Siam Siam
All the fancy p***ycats come from this area
Also got a lot of animals that scare ya
Siam Siam
Python legs are poached in slimy toad saliva
After eating that I'm lucky I'm aliva
I am yes I am
Ask the King if you can stay to sample cuisine
Maybe he will even let you dine with the Queen
Siam Siam
Nicest little place I live in since Budapest
If you think that I'm in love you're right I
Confess
I am I am yes I am with Siam
I am I am yes I am with Siam
