All Er Nothin' - Celeste Holm/Lee Dixon
You'll get to be a little more standoffish
When fellers offer you a buggy ride
I'll give a imitation of a crawfish
And dig myself a hole where I can hide
I heared how you was kickin' up some capers
When I was off in Kansas City Mo
I heard some things you couldn't print in papers
From fellers who been talkin' like they know
Foot
I only did the kind of things I orta sorta
To you I was as faithful as c'n be fer me
Them stories 'bout the way I lost my bloomers Rumors
A lot of tempest in a pot o' tea
The whole thing don't sound very good to me
With me it's all er nuthin'
Is it all er nuthin' with you
It cain't be"in between"
It cain't be"now and then"
No half and half romance will do
I'm a one woman man
Home lovin' type
All complete with slippers and pipe
Take me like I am er leave me be
If you cain't give me all give me nuthin'
And nuthin's whut you'll git from me
Not even sump'n
Nuthin's whut you'll git from me
Would you build me a house
All painted white
Cute and clean and purty and bright
Big enough fer two but not fer three
S'posin' that we should have a third one
He better look a lot like me
Yer spited image
He get look a lot like me
With you it's all er nuthin'
All fer you and nuthin' fer me
But if a wife is wise
She's gotta realize
That men like you are wild and free
So I ain't gonna fuss ain't gonna frown
Have your fun go out on the town
Stay up late and don't come home till three
And go right off to sleep if you're sleepy
No use waitin' up fer me
Come back and kiss me
No use waitin' up fer me
