N.Y. Hairy Tale (Album Version|Explicit) - Stereoliza
Little boys and girls fingers get frozen
As the New Year's night coming closer
T-s-s-s They are still happy and fine
Cuz they dunno yet who'll be their
Merry Santa this time
Tell us Tell us Your Santa's nasty and hot
She's gonna come to your house
When she's through with her pot
Hey Santa it's time to get to the car
Wait 'till I'm shaved dork
Warn up your choo-choo so far
Where's my bra
And my holiday pants F**k Here they are
Up to the midnight I should be a star you see
I gotta get dressed and be ready a-ha Ah
No chupa-chups no chocolate no toys
Phallus for ladies and Hustler for boys
What Who's gonna let you in
Open the door cuz the party begins
On N Y Eve I will come to you bum
Yo baby killa don't drink like a fish
Don't make me nervous just make a wish
On N Y Eve would you mime my new rhyme
A-ha Take it easy and shake your body
Get your friends to the dance yo
Frosty blushed grills eyes are beaming
Snow-balls snow-buns snow-tits trimming
Why the f**k I have this bad reputation
F**k that
I'm heading to the next destination
Knock-knock Who's that knock-knock
Guess who Idiot It's Santa came to visit you
Yo 20 years' oldster didn't know I'm true
I'm tired and I'm hungry Boo-hoo
Get your homey's face outa my salad
You have a nice place full of callow fellows
Get me Champaign with a splash of peach juice
Hey everybody yo listen to my good news
No chupa-chups no chocolate no toys
Phallus for ladies and Hustler for boys
Don't be that dragging isn't it raicing
Do as I do get funky and messy
On N Y Eve I will come to you bum
Yo baby killa don't drink like a fish
Don't make me nervous just make a wish
On N Y Eve would you mime my new rhyme
A-ha Take it easy and shake your body
Get your friends to the dance yo
On N Y Eve I will come to you bum
Yo baby killa don't drink like a fish
Don't make me nervous just make a wish
On N Y Eve would you mime my new rhyme
A-ha Take it easy and shake your body
Get your friends to the dance yo
To the dance
On N Y Eve I will come to you bum
Yo baby killa don't drink like a fish
Don't make me nervous just make a wish
On N Y Eve would you mime my new rhyme
A-ha Take it easy and shake your body
Get your friends to the dance yo
Na oh-a-oh-a
Hey it's not yours look it's written here
For little Tommy Johns right
Na oh-a-oh-a
Yea you are right
But you are too young
To listen to such cheesy crap
So give it to me and go nap-nap
Buddy
