Can't Find My Keys

I'm going to date

But I'm running late

This girl's gonna think I'm rude

She'll probably ditch me

And go out with some other dude

All dressed up and looking keen

Brushed my hair, used Listerine

Even clean my car out

So she won't think

That I'm a lazy bum

She'll be so impressed

I'll have her on her knees

But I can't find my keys

I've looked high and low

And now it's time to go

In the bathroom

The kitchen table

And underneath the bed

I've looked high and low

This search is way too slow

Upstairs downstairs in the sofa

I just can't find my keys

She's gonna hate me

She'll never want to date me

If I don't arrive on time

A love stopped before it started

It could have been sublime

I'll never win her trust again

She won't even be my friend

Oh, I gotta clean my house now

See if I can find my keys again

Oh, I'm so perplexed

I guess I'll retrace my steps

Cause I can't find my keys

I've looked high and low

And now it's time to go

In the bathroom

The kitchen table

And underneath the bed

I've looked high and low

This search is way too slow

Upstairs downstairs in the sofa

I just can't find my keys

I guess I should call her

But my phone died

And I can't find the charger

I've looked high and low

And now it's time to go

In the bathroom

The kitchen table

And underneath the bed

I've looked high and low

This search is way too slow

Upstairs downstairs in the sofa

I just can't find my keys