[00:00.00]Charming (feat. Jordan Litz) - PattyCake/Jordan Litz
[00:00.09]Lyrics by：Layne Stein/Anthony Wakim
[00:00.32]Composed by：Layne Stein/Anthony Wakim
[00:00.56]You know they named me Charming
[00:03.03]Not Charles not Clifford not Kent
[00:05.95]Just Charming no last name
[00:08.79]Like I'm a perfume scent
[00:12.10]"Just find a girl"my father said
[00:14.88]And then produce a heir
[00:17.44]Well I have the girl
[00:19.39]Well had
[00:21.56]Where did Charming get me?
[00:24.07]Nowhere
[00:26.61]I entered a ball and the whispers begin
[00:31.15]He's dashing so handsome would you look at his grin?
[00:35.66]I'm just supposed to smile and give the girl a twirl
[00:40.22]Forget my plans for a democracy
[00:42.73]Girls just see keys to the monarchy
[00:46.16]Does anyone ask what I think of the war?
[00:50.95]Nope
[00:51.55]Or taxes or roads or literally anything more?
[00:56.00]They want the handsome trophy man
[00:58.40]And not the 5-year plan
[01:00.58]I tried to lead with good diplomacy
[01:03.13]All they want is pump and pageantry
[01:05.92]Then there's her the girl who lost the shoe
[01:09.84]And disappears like every plot hole I see through
[01:13.62]I'm more than just Charming
[01:15.90]I'm more than a smile
[01:18.10]I'm more than the armpiece that a princess needs
[01:21.17]To walk her down the aisle
[01:23.20]I balanced our economy and opened trade last year
[01:27.93]I cut the tariffs
[01:29.17]But that's not what they all want to hear
[01:32.26]I'm just the guy to search the land
[01:34.71]With fragile footwear in his hand
[01:37.93]I'm more than just a charming prince for a girl
[01:45.85]A boy meets a girl but he finds out she's dead
[01:50.38]My job is to save her so the plot moves ahead
[01:54.91]I'm just the prince a norm no name
[01:57.22]Exist but don't complain
[01:59.73]Find the princess that you love but then you find out there's seven other men
[02:05.12]Wait what?
[02:05.90]A princess is cursed that's the setup I guess
[02:10.94]A girl a witch a prince
[02:12.69]I mean that's it more or less
[02:15.29]Just save the girl that's great
[02:17.03]No plans for healthcare war or state
[02:19.55]No you let the princess do the feeling
[02:22.13]Your job is just to do the kneeling
[02:24.46]And by the way we picked you a bride
[02:26.73]Your future's pre-agreed
[02:29.18]But now I'm starting to wonder
[02:31.47]Is this what I really need？
[02:32.93]I'm more than just handsome
[02:35.15]I'm more than a prop
[02:37.40]I'm more than the guy in tights on horseback
[02:40.01]And whose name they all forgot
[02:42.45]I've smiled through hypocrisy to last me 10 careers
[02:47.00]And for God's sake no more royal balls
[02:49.34]They're traps with chandeliers
[02:51.72]A kiss without consent is gross
[02:53.75]So I guess she'll lay there comatose
[02:57.17]I'm more than just a charming prince for a girl
[03:05.39]We act the role and we wear the crown
[03:09.94]We lift them up but they hold us down
[03:13.93]I could stop global warming but no one would care
[03:18.45]In a princess's story
[03:21.79]Is the prince even there
[03:27.15]I'm more than just charming
[03:29.48]Do I get a plot?
[03:30.87]Probably not
[03:31.94]I'm just the face they frame
[03:33.54]Wait what's his name?
[03:34.48]I'm the hero they forgot
[03:36.41]So if you want the fairytale go and buy the book
[03:41.49]But news for you
[03:42.62]The prince inside it only has one look
[03:45.75]Stand tall and smile
[03:47.31]Don't offend
[03:48.16]That's where the royal training ends
[03:51.53]I'm more than just a handsome gallant mindless charming prince for a girl