Bonjour, Paris!

D**k

I want to step out

Down the Champs Élysées

From the Arch of Triumph

To the Petit Palais

That's for me：

Bonjour Paris

MAGGIE

I want to wander

Through the Saint Honoré

Do some window shopping

In the Rue de la Paix

That's for me：

Bonjour Paris

JO

I want to see the den of thinking men

Like Jean Paul Sartre

I must philosophise with all the guys

Around Montmartre and Montparnasse

ALL THREE

I'm strictly tourist

But I couldn't care less

When they parlez vous me

Then I gotta confess

That's for me：

Bonjour Paris

MEN

Light up the Louvre museum

Jazz up the Latin quarter

To show the richest and the poorest：

Here it comes

The great American tourist

MAGGIE

This has got to be illegal

What I feel

Trés gay trés chic

Trés mag nifique

C'est moi c'est vous

C'est grand c'est too tout

It's too good to be true

All the things we can do

You do things to my point of view

MEN

We can show you the North or

We can show you the South then

We can show you the West

MAGGIE

Come on and show me

& MEN

The best

MAGGIE

That's for me：

Bonjour Paris

PEOPLE

Bonjour

MAGGIE

Bonjour

JO

That's for me：

Bonjour Paris

PEOPLE

Bonjour

D**k

Living is easy

The livin' is high

All good Americans

Should come here to die

PEOPLE

Bonjour

MAGGIE

Is it real

Am I here

JO

Am I here

Is it real

MAGGIE

There's something missing

MAGGIE & JO

There's something missing I know

ALL THREE

There's something missing

There's something missing I know：

There's still one place

I've got to go

MAGGIE

Oh

D**k

Oh no

MAGGIE

I thought that you were tired

D**k

You said that you were tired

JO

I heard you say that you

MAGGIE

You told me you were tired

D**k

You said that you were so exhausted

JO

You said you needed sleep

MAGGIE

You told that you had to rest

D**k

You said you ought to rest

JO

I thought you wanted rest

MAGGIE

Is this what you call rest

D**k

I haven't time to rest

JO

This fussing and fretting

It's getting my goat

D**k

Let's all let our hair down

We're in the same boat

All

We're strictly tourists

You can titter and jeer

All we want to say is

La Fayette we are here

On a spree

Bonjour Paris

Bonjour

D**k Well how was that