[00:00.00]Santa & The Satellite (Ring Tone) - Dickie Goodman
[00:04.19]Here is a news bulletin
[00:05.38]Santa Claus has been kidnapped
[00:06.70]By spacemen from a flying saucer
[00:08.62]Which landed at the North pole
[00:10.03]Be on the lookout for Santa Claus
[00:12.74]Last seen wearing
[00:14.37]Black slacks black slacks
[00:17.45]We take you now to the White House
[00:18.77]For an interview with the President
[00:21.06]Mr. President Mr. President
[00:22.78]I hear you knocking
[00:23.35]But you can't come in
[00:24.88]Mr. President
[00:25.46]Have you a word on the Santa Claus kidnapping
[00:27.41]Woow
[00:28.73]We have just received
[00:29.45]A report from the FBI
[00:31.10]Santa has been taken to a satellite