She is the star of the play and she is my girlfriend
I get to have ***with the star of the play
People can hear you I know
She looks great doesn't she
That is one good looking man
Is it just me or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat
So you been doing this long
No You're my first Put the money on the table
That's nice
Dude
Ls that an expensive blouse lf you want it to be
Here's your girlfriend's button
The One with Rachel's Crush
Do you still have your old blouses and dresses from high school
Yeah I think I have some around here somewhere Why
Maternity clothes are so expensive
Rach I made a pile of your stuff If you could just
Throw your purses at it
Bloomingdale's eliminated my department
Are you out of a job
No but they stuck me in Personal Shopping which is a huge step down
What is that
Where you walk around with rich people and tell them what to buy
That sounds great
We switched apartments You can't eat our food That gravy train has ended
There's gravy
If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over
That fridge has to be stocked That's your apartment now
What are you doing I think I left a doughnut up here
How was Kathy's play
Kathy gets half naked and simulates ***with a real good looking guy
It's like somebody wrote down my worst nightmare
And then charged me 32 to see it
That's a good idea for a business
I'm totally screwed They're gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night
Then they'll go to their cast parties and he's gonna try to undermine me
He'll be likeWhere's your boyfriend What's his name Chester
She'll goIt's Chandler He'll goWhatever
That is a good trick
All right look What am I going to do
They're actors They're there to do a job
It doesn't mean they're gonna get together
Just because it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins
Doesn't mean it's gonna happen with them
Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman
Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood
They're not a couple
I get the game now
All these people were in movies together It's much different with plays
You were in acting class together and she slept with you
Acting class is a lot more like a movie than a play
When they were doing it on stage was it really hot
Oh yeah
So you're fine
The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off stage
Then all the ***ual tension between them is gone
As long as it's hot on stage you got nothing to worry about
When the heat goes away that's when you're in trouble
Really
You guys have been to every play I've been in Have I ever had chemistry on stage
No No
Are you gonna go see the play with me tonight
I don't know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the ***is between them
I know but No I'm there
Want some pancakes You made pancakes
Grab a plate
No no Stay right there
Getting closer
Don't worry
We also have cereals muffins waffles and
Jams jellies and marmalades which I'm sure are the same thing
Please eat because Joey opened everything
I was thinking about having people over
Yeah Who's playing
The players
Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess
Please It's a relief is what it is is what it is
Pheebs stick out your plate
Monica I'm quitting
I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn't even buy it
I'm quitting
I'm talking to my boss right now
Yes I am Yes I am
Okay bye Call me when you get this message
Mr Waltham I really need to talk to you
In a moment please I'm in the middle of a task
And you have a customer
Hi
Hi I'm Joshua
I'm Rachel Greene What could I do for you Joshua
I need a whole new wardrobe My wife Well my ex wife
I'm so sorry
Anyway she burned all of my clothes
I got away with this suit and what turned out to be a skirt
Well at least that's a great suit
It wasn't much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt
I need everything down to underwear If you're willing I'm all yours
Okay
You needed to speak to me
No no that wasn't me
We should get started Let me show you my underwear
The selection of underwear that we carry
I'm sorry
It's this way This way Sorry
I'm right Right There was no chemistry between them
Before they had heat Now there's no heat
You know what this means Joey told us what this means
Let's not jump to any conclusions There was some ***ual chemistry
Come on It was like cousins having ***
Here she comes Don't say a word Just be cool Don't be you know you
Hey you guys
Thank you so much for coming again
Did you like it tonight Absolutely
Wasn't Nick funny when he couldn't get his match lit
It's a good play isn't it
I loved the play You were great
And Nick ditto
Clearly you're having ***with him
Okay
Clearly I'm having ***with him
It was so obvious There was no chemistry between you two
You're accusing me of cheating on you and you're insulting my performance
I can see how this could happen You're up there every night naked touching kissing
Acting Chandler this is my job
I'm playing a part in a play How can you not trust me
You can understand given how we started
I can't believe you're throwing that in my face
That is what happened I don't even see you denying this
I'll tell you what Chandler You call me when you grow up
Don't expect that to happen any time soon
I have the best job in the entire world
The most adorable guy came over and I got to dress him up all day
Rachel has a new doll
I wish he was a doll I'd get a Rachel doll and bump them together
And make kissing noises
He's got the most beautiful name I never realized Joshua
Joshua
Joshua Josh
Hello
Hi
What do I smell
I don't know It smells good
Fresh cookies Hot from the oven
Please have some
I've been fiddling around here making delicious treats for everyone
The new Playboy
Just something I picked up
Cookies and p**n You're the best mom ever
What
It's just something Joshua said about V necks but you had to be there
How does Jason look in a V neck
It's Joshua Whatever
Wait Wait This isn't takeout
Hate to eat and run No wait Please don't go
I've got p**n for you too
I don't need it
People are supposed to want to hang out here
Why What is the big deal
I'm the hostess
Not those guys I'm always the hostess
Even when I was little the girls brought their dollies to my tea party
I served the best air
Why'd you make a big thing out of everyone hanging out in the big apartment
'Cause they took our apartment I wanted to punish them
I'm done now They've suffered enough
If you wanted to punish them you should have just made them hang out here
That is true
This place is gonna be 10 times better than that place
Are we gonna trash their place
There's steps
Slut
You'll all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy
What You were right
I confronted her and she didn't deny it
I don't live here
Wait are you sure
I may be drunk but I know what she said
Then I went over to Beefsteak Chewley's
Beefsteak Charlie's Yes
You and l have always been like：
Man I am so sorry
The bartender taught me a trick though
I don't remember it
Do you need help with that I got it
I just feel bad I never vacuum
I was with Joshua for an hour today and he has not asked me out
Just so frustrating Why don't you ask him out
Totally That's such a turn on
Really It doesn't seem desperate
That's the turn on
He just got a divorce Right He's probably really nervous around women
Maybe you just need to make the first move
I've never asked a guy out before You've never asked a guy out
No Have you
Thousands of times
That doesn't make me sound too good does it
I don't even know how I would go about it
What I do is I look a woman up and down and I say
Hey How you doing
Oh please
Hey How you doing
You know what I'm gonna do that I'm gonna call him up and ask him out
I can do that ask him out
How you doing
Hi Joshua It's Rachel Greene from Bloomingdale's
I was just wondering if you
If you
Ieft your wallet at the store today
We found a wallet and we
The license That is a good idea
Well let's see This license belongs to
Belongs to a Mr Pheebs
So sorry to bother you at home I'll see you tomorrow Bye
You've done that a thousand times I've never done that
I just got so nervous that he'd say no
You gotta give him something he can't say no to like
Knicks tickets Invite him to a Knicks game You're guaranteed he'll say yes
Really You think that'll work Absolutely And if not can I go
What the heck is that
Did she call
No Sorry
Maybe I should call her
Forget her man You don't need her
He's right What she did was unforgivable
Well yeah but you know what if I was wrong
How might you be wrong
What if she didn't actually sleep with the guy
Tell me she told you this
She didn't have to tell me I saw the play There was no heat
Back me up That's all you're basing this on
That's not backing me up
Look you said With the offstage and the heat
That was just a theory There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out：
Lone gunman communism geometry
Oh my God
Would you like to go to a basketball game with
It's funny basketball because I happen to have tickets
Who likes the Knick
What do you think
Well as a single woman who is available
I think you look great
Oh yeah You look great
This looks great
So you like it
I do I love it In fact I think I'll wear it home
Great Thank you so much for all your help
Well I guess this is it
Thanks
Maybe I'll see you in the spring for the bathing suits
You don't want to do that now
That's okay
I'll see you around sometime
Basketball
Sorry
I have two tickets to the Knicks game if you're interested
Just as a thank you for this week
That would be great
Really That would be fantastic
My nephew is crazy about the Knicks
This is fantastic Thank you so much Rachel
Good morning
I just wanted to come over to say that I'm sorry
I acted like the biggest idiot in the world
I can completely understand why you were so upset
I really wish you'd called me
Yeah I know I wish I had too
I think this is a good thing
We've had our first fight and now we can move on
I know for me but
Nick's pants
I think our second fight is going to be a big one
For next time what do you say l have an extra ticket
An extra ticket Not two tickets
The first time you asked a guy out he turned you down
He didn't turn me down He's at the game
I got the date I'm just not on it
Okay it's ready
Come on What's ready
Just come
Oh my God
This is beautiful
Did you work for two days straight
Pretty much
What do you think of the floor
I don't know Looks the same
You used to have carpet
Oh yeah
I made snacks
Please just hang out
I'm just gonna rest my eyes for just a little bit
Do you want us to come back later
No no no Stay Just keep talking
I'm always the hostess
How'd it go
She wasn't sleeping with him Good
She is now
What are you saying I'm saying that she is a devil woman
You think you know a person then they turn around and sleep with Nick
Nick and his rock hard pecs and his giant man nipples
I hate him And I hate her
I don't hate her I love her This is all my fault
How How is it your fault
I should have called
If I had called her she never would have gone out with Nick
They wouldn't have ended up in bed I threw her at his man nipples
This is not your fault
Your fight does not justify her sleeping with someone
Well if she thought they were on a break
Rachel one of your customers seems to have left his billfold a Joshua Burgen
Really
Will you call him Yes I will Absolutely
Hello Rachel
Hi Joshua
I left my wallet here on purpose Really
Yes I just wanted to see you again
I'm glad
Rachel I'd like to say something to you
Yes
How you doing
