I Never See Maggie Alone - Art Mooney
Maggie dear just won't go out alone
Seems that she must have a chaperone
When we go out no matter where we're bound
There's always somebody around
She brings her father her mother
Her sister and her brother
Woah I never see maggie alone
She brings her uncle her cousin
She's got them by the dozens
You know I never see maggie alone
And if I phone her say to her sweet
Where shall we meet supposing that we eat
Brings her father her mother
Her sister and her brother
Oh I never see maggie alone
I bought a roadster two seated
I even had it heated
So that I could see maggie alone
While we were riding and kissing
The engine started missing
And we were a long way from home
I got right out then at fast I could
I found what was wrong
For when I raised the hood
There was her father her mother
Her sister and her brother
Oh I never see maggie alone
One day she said she was wishin'
That I would take her fishin'
Oh I knew I'd see maggie alone
In a canoe then we two then
Went glidin' over the water
Far from the noise of her home
I threw my line in I thought I'd catch a trout
I got a bite and I pulled the line right out
There was her father
Her mother her sister and a brother
Oh I never see maggie alone
She brings her father her mother
Her sister and a brother
Oh I never see maggie alone
One night when we were out walking
And she got tired of talking
And she invited me up to her home
I turned the lights down they were too bright
Oh what a night
But when I turned on the light
There was her father her mother
Her sister and a brother
Oh I never see maggie alone
Oh I never see maggie alone