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[00:07.50]说话的艺术
[00:10.69]要说起过年的习俗
[00:12.85]儿子最不喜欢的就是拜年了
[00:15.58]哼
[00:16.34]每次去拜年
[00:17.70]总要被大人挑刺
[00:19.63]去年去姑姑家
[00:20.89]水还没喝上一口
[00:22.33]姑姑就问我
[00:23.65]唉哟
[00:24.21]乖侄子
[00:25.23]期末考了多少分呐
[00:27.11]还有还有
[00:28.15]前年去二舅家
[00:29.59]二舅还捏着我的脸说
[00:31.63]哼
[00:32.29]这小子怎么光长肉不长个呢
[00:35.61]都快胖成小秤砣了
[00:38.86]嗯
[00:39.42]说的我都想找个地缝钻进去了
[00:42.88]今年我一定要改变
[00:46.91]这天上午
[00:47.91]爸爸领着儿子上邻居钟阿姨家拜年
[00:51.25]钟阿姨刚要开口
[00:53.87]儿子就顶着笑脸迎了上去
[00:55.95]嘿嘿
[00:56.49]钟叔叔
[00:57.17]钟阿姨
[00:57.94]新年快乐
[00:58.80]万事大吉
[00:59.92]哟
[01:00.76]这孩子啊
[01:01.64]真是越来越有礼貌了
[01:03.70]成绩一定也
[01:04.74]唉呀
[01:05.78]钟阿姨
[01:06.94]那个小美考试考了多少分啊
[01:10.91]啊
[01:11.69]小美啊
[01:12.77]考得还行吧
[01:14.35]哦
[01:15.89]那钟叔叔今年年终奖发了多少钱呀
[01:19.99]哎
[01:20.49]儿子
[01:21.27]别问了
[01:22.35]什么
[01:22.99]问点别的
[01:24.56]哦
[01:24.98]好好好
[01:26.20]嗯嗯
[01:27.00]咦
[01:28.02]钟阿姨
[01:29.20]小美说您今年立志要瘦十斤肉
[01:32.59]您的减肥计划成功了吗
[01:35.18]呃
[01:36.18]小
[01:37.22]小美什么时候跟你说的
[01:39.46]钟阿姨被儿子问的脸一阵青一阵红
[01:43.30]爸爸见状赶紧叫停
[01:45.48]啊哈哈
[01:46.64]呃
[01:46.66]那什么
[01:47.34]小孩子乱说话
[01:48.40]您千万别当真啊
[01:49.78]瞧时间也不早了
[01:51.16]我们还要去他奶奶家呢
[01:52.66]今天啊
[01:53.18]就先不打扰了哈
[01:54.84]嗯
[01:55.21]刚离开小美家
[01:56.55]爸爸立刻严肃批评了儿子
[01:58.75]臭小子
[02:00.23]你是一天不惹事就浑身难受是吧
[02:02.75]你没看钟阿姨那脸气得比猪肝还红
[02:05.73]还叭叭叭问个不停
[02:07.47]哼
[02:08.19]那又怎么样
[02:09.37]每年拜年我不也要被问
[02:12.01]我今年绝对不当不吭声的受气包了
[02:14.97]我要反抗
[02:16.31]哟
[02:17.11]你小子还挺有骨气啊
[02:19.07]既然如此
[02:20.13]老爸今年就教你一招温柔回击拳
[02:24.69]啊哒啊
[02:26.57]真的
[02:26.81]嘿嘿嘿
[02:28.79]待会你就看我表演吧
[02:32.04]很快
[02:32.80]爸爸就带着儿子来到了爷爷奶奶家
[02:35.56]果然
[02:35.94]没聊两句
[02:37.00]奶奶就搬出了每年的固定套话
[02:40.22]我的乖孙儿
[02:41.66]成绩单可发下来了
[02:44.10]考得怎么样啊
[02:45.99]呃
[02:46.93]这个嘛
[02:48.99]唉呀
[02:49.77]您是不知道呀
[02:51.46]儿子今年可是咸鱼大翻身呢
[02:54.26]哦
[02:55.22]是吗
[02:56.75]那可不
[02:57.81]话说去年期末
[02:59.27]儿子门门亮红灯
[03:00.89]科科都挂彩
[03:02.63]嘿
[03:03.09]今年这小子发奋图强
[03:04.86]您猜结果怎么着
[03:06.66]两门功课全及格了
[03:08.56]诶嘿嘿嘿
[03:11.29]我的乖孙辛苦啦呐
[03:14.61]爷爷奶奶给你包个大红包
[03:18.59]诶
[03:19.07]谢谢爷爷奶奶
[03:20.55]老爸
[03:21.35]你这招温柔拳实在太妙啦
[03:24.29]嘿嘿
[03:25.09]这叫说话的艺术
[03:27.76]多学着点儿
[03:29.92]在下一集的故事里
[03:31.48]一向和中奖无缘的爸爸居然中大奖了
[03:35.76]这是怎么回事呢
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