The Money Song - Dean Martin (迪安·马丁)/Jerry Lewis
If you got it you don't need it
If you need it you don't got it
You don't get shame on you
Funny funny funny what money can do
Them that have it get more of it
Less they need it the more they love it
And it sticks to them like glue
Funny funny funny what money can do
Ask the rich man he'll confess
Money can't buy happiness
Ask the poor man he don't doubt
But he'd rather be miserable with than without
If you spend it please be wiser
If you save it you're a miser
You don't want it you're cuckoo
Funny funny funny what money can do
La la money
Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing
I'm singing
This is singing
Don't you like it
No I don't like it you want to sing with me
Can I sing with you Sure you can
All right
If I do not need it badly
Folks will give it to you gladly
But I need it
Nuts to you
Funny funny funny what money can do
If I am lucky and I make it
You'll be frightened But who can take it
The Internal Reveno
Funny funny funny what money can do
Birds don't got it still they sing
Eating winds up on the wing
Ideal lives some folks affirm
So ok you're a bird but suppose you're a woman
It's a bad thing oh yes very
For the germs and sanitary
Will you have some Oh thank you
Funny funny funny what money can do
If I got it who's got it I don't need it but I need it
If you need it and I need it you don't got it
But I want it
You can't get it shame on you what can I do
Funny funny funny what money can do
Them that have it where'd they get it
Get more of it can they keep it
The less they need it who don't need it
The more they love it and how they love it
And it sticks to them like glue Boo hoo
Funny funny funny what money can do
Money money we love you
Funny funny funny what you can do
