JT Music - Tiny Toilet Man
Once upon a time
In a tiny toilet town
Lived a tiny toilet man
With a tiny toilet frown
He took a tiny twirl
To turn it upside down
cuz when the world's a turd
You gotta swirl that turd around
I know cuz
I am a tiny toilet man
With a tiny toilet plan
Don't you try to foil it-man
Because I can
Invite the toilet clan
To recite a toilet shanty
We are scatting
Now I'm like an almighty toilet man
With a giant toilet plan
Soon you might have soiled pants
And now I stand
Beside my toilet band
Check the vibe
And if you like
Instead of fighting
Join the fans
You see my face
Come take a dump on it
Can't be erased
cuz I'm not flushing it
No more bidets
To wash your butthole with
Bowls on parade
Come take a plunge in it
Nothin's uncloggin'this
I'm what the blockageis
Breathe it in beeply so your nostrils know what noxious is
I got my bowels movin'now I'm really runnin'this
I'm throwin'**** at all the walls and none is gonna miss
People are pumped for this
Speakers are bumpin'this
Everyone's idiot boxes are poppin'off with this
Porcelain thrones'ill be smoking Because I'm droppin'hits
But can your analog ewuipment handle logs like this
Whenever snow There ain't no stoppin 'it
I know that war never changes-change is the cause of it
Not to get meta -but was this made for the love of it
cuz it smells a lot like dead presidents
Doesn't it
Wasn't there a time when this tiny toilet man
Took a fight he couldn't win too far
And now I snd
A mighty toilet man
Hemorroidal'cuz I pushed too hard
When the ****e lands
It won't acoid the fans
Call me pollock when I paint my art
Because when I began as a tiny toilet man
I was a tiny toilet man with heart
Now this is my shot to give it all I got
Even if I'm on the pot right now
This is my stall to throw **** at the wall
And I'm bout to blow my butt right out
I'm on a roll
Come wipe me off it
I'll rock your bowl
Don't bother plungin't it
So many Jones and not a one of'em's anonymous
And I fell old
cuz I'm wondering
What the **** is this
If you gotta do a number two-don't hold it
Got a moyher lode-no way to control it
Post-Chipotle bowl-explode it
Wipe your butt and shoulder-throw it
Don't behold it
cuz you'll only see your sins
The product you got out refects whatever you put in
Log report-their tech'surpassin'ours
Just like the'Like'button below
We gotta smash'em hard
cuz if you let any **** get to your head it'll rot your brain
Then I'll have to crank the valve and send you down the drain
Wasn't there a time when this tiny toilet man
Took a fight he couldn't win too far
And now I snd
A mighty toilet man
Hemorroidal'cuz I pushed too hard
When the ****e lands
It won't acoid the fans
My performance could obscure Mozart
Because when I began as a tiny toilet man
I was a tiny toilet man with heart
Hearts on fire
Farts and lighters
I'll **** ****rs out of these fecal fighters
Because each of us creates
Whenever nature calls
So doesn't depreciation bring us closer to God
I should know
I am a tiny toilet man
But a mighty toilet I've become
So when I stand overlooking Toilet Land
I don't mind if it's a big fat dump
cuz there was a time when this tiny toilet man
Took a fight he couldn't win too far
And now I snd
A mighty toilet man
Hemorroidal'cuz I pushed too hard
When the ****e lands
It won't acoid the fans
If you thought that was bad-that's just the start
Because when I began as a tiny toilet man
I was dealt a toilet hand
But I had a toilet plan to
Make this whole entire planet
My almighty toilet land
cuz I'm a tiny toilet man with heart
