Darling, if you want to get me in the mood for loving, you’ll have to stop the world from turning as it does
There is money to be made in every second I spend waking, and unfortunately, you are just a cost
Between drinks, entrees, deserts, and that service charge
It feels so hard for me to really turn it on
Take me now
I’m not sure how long we have before I’m down
Honey, if you want to make me crumble at your touch, you’ll have to dress up like an apple and take me to the Genius Bar The ones and zeros are so phallic, and the prices are just wrong
It feels so dirty- I just shivered
Siri please play bang a gong
Don’t you think the new model looks so awesome?
It could be mine for only one thousand dollars
Take me now
I’m not sure how long we have before I’m down
