Hello I would like to buy a fish license please
Postal clerk：A what
Clerk：How did you know my name was Eric
Clerk：What
Praline：He is an halibut
Clerk：You've got a pet halibut
Clerk：You must be a loony
Praline：Yes
Clerk：For a fish
Praline：Yes
Clerk：You *are*a loony
Clerk：You don't need a license for your cat
Praline：I bleedin' well do and I've got one Can't be caught out there
Clerk：There is no such thing as a bloody Cat license
Praline：Yes there is
Clerk：No there isn't
Praline：Is
Clerk：Isn't
Praline：Is
Clerk：Isn't
Praline：Is
Clerk：Isn't
Praline：Is
Clerk：Isn't
Praline：Is
Clerk：Isn't
Praline：Is
Clerk：Isn't
Praline：What's that then
Praline：Man didn't have the right form
Clerk：What man
Praline：The man from the cat detector van
Clerk：What cat detector van
Praline：The cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge
Clerk：Housinge
Clerk：How much did you pay for this
Praline：Sixty quid and eight for the fruit bat
Clerk：What fruit bat
Praline：Eric the fruit bat
Clerk：Are all your pets called Eric
Praline：There's nothing so odd about that Kemel Attaturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul
Clerk：No he didn't
Praline：Did
Clerk：Didn't
Clerk：Oh all right
Clerk：I promise you that there is no such thing You don't need one
NB：The TV Version continues the album version continues below
Praline：Then I would like a statement to that effect signed by the Lord Mayor
Fanfare of trumpets Mayor gorgeously dressed with dignitaries enters flanked by trumpeters
Clerk：You're in luck
In long shot now The Mayor who is nine foot high and dignitaries approach a startled Praline Organ music below a reverent voice over
**********TV Version finishes continuation of Album Version **********
Praline：In that case give me a bee license
Clerk：A license for your pet bee
Praline：Correct
Clerk：Called Eric Eric the bee
Praline：No
Clerk：No
Clerk：You're off your chump
