[00:00.00]Isn't It a Pity - Dead Or Alive
[00:03.31]I must admit we do get along
[00:05.29]He's quite a man
[00:07.45]No saint of course
[00:08.82]But you must have expected that before you married him
[00:12.41]Maybe that was why you married him
[00:29.96]I'm a kind of hybrid of a cartoon and a feature
[00:37.20]Some have thought me lovely
[00:39.83]Others saw an ugly creature
[00:44.52]Some have thought me right at times
[00:47.85]And others found me tired
[00:51.05]And I couldn't count the times
[00:54.14]That my backside has been admired
[00:59.39]Beauty is glitter in my eyes
[01:06.32]I really wanted roses
[01:09.28]But you sent me custard pies
[01:14.12]Isn't it a pity
[01:15.48]That I'm not the prettiest girl in the world
[01:19.15]Sometimes I feel when I
[01:21.52]Kick up my heels in the sun
[01:24.26]I'm the loveliest one
[01:28.87]Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world
[01:33.85]But sometimes I feel when I
[01:36.18]Kick up my heels in the sun
[01:39.01]I'm the loveliest one
[01:43.67]I'm a kind of cross
[01:45.73]Between a pupil and a teacher
[01:50.89]Some have found me lovely
[01:53.48]Others saw an ugly creature
[01:58.44]I have found my image has obscured all that I am
[02:04.95]But who said you can't mix vinegar with jam
[02:13.39]Beauty is glitter in my eyes
[02:20.29]I really wanted roses
[02:23.14]But you sent me custard pies
[02:27.98]Isn't it a pity
[02:29.23]That I'm not the prettiest girl in the world
[02:33.22]But sometimes I feel when I
[02:35.26]Kick up my heels in the sun
[02:38.10]I'm the loveliest one
[02:42.66]Isn't it a pity that I'm not the prettiest girl in the world
[02:48.01]Sometimes I feel when I
[02:50.06]Kick up my heels in the sun
[02:52.88]I'm the loveliest one
[02:56.70]Isn't it a pity the London image makers
[03:01.25]Face is made for mirror breakage
[03:04.88]You know their magazines
[03:08.13]Can not affect my self esteem
[03:16.03]Beauty
[03:27.30]I'm a kind of hybrid of a cartoon and a feature
[03:34.34]Some have thought me lovely
[03:36.87]Others saw an ugly creature
[03:41.61]Some have thought me right at times
[03:44.94]And others found me tired
[03:48.40]And I couldn't count the times
[03:51.33]That my backside has been admired
[03:56.65]Beauty is glitter in my eyes
[04:03.64]I really wanted roses
[04:06.45]But you sent me custard pies
[04:11.32]Isn't it a pity
[04:12.62]That I'm not the prettiest girl in the world
[04:16.63]Sometimes I feel when I
[04:18.63]Kick up my heels in the sun
[04:21.50]I'm the loveliest one
[04:26.09]Isn't it a pity
[04:27.30]That I'm not the prettiest girl in the world
[04:31.15]But sometimes I feel when I
[04:33.48]Kick up my heels in the sun
[04:36.27]I'm the loveliest one