[00:00.00]Effington (Explicit Album Version) - Ben Folds
[00:00.32]If there's a God
[00:03.43]He's laughing at us
[00:07.28]And our football team
[00:18.00]Effington could be a
[00:20.47]Wonderful f'ing place
[00:23.43]I can see it from the highway
[00:25.92]And I'm wondering
[00:29.28]Are they f'ing in their yards
[00:31.15]F'ing in their cars
[00:32.37]F'ing in the trailers and the back roads
[00:34.63]And the parking lots of Effington
[00:38.18]Making my way to normal Illinois
[00:50.21]Maybe I should ditch this little
[00:52.95]White rental on the interstate
[00:54.93]And start a new f'ing life in Effington
[01:01.24]I could change my name
[01:03.22]Grow a beard start a family
[01:05.31]Or I could just keep on moving on
[01:07.86]Moving on
[01:08.33]Moving on moving on
[01:09.76]Not stop 'til I get to normal
[01:12.93]I want to live in Effington
[01:16.07]I want to die there too
[01:19.17]Please bury me in Effington
[01:22.38]In Effington in Effington oh
[01:33.53]I've got this movie in
[01:35.36]My mind of Effington
[01:39.19]And the soundtrack to it sounds like this
[01:42.59]Da da da da da da
[01:43.77]Da da da da da da
[01:59.31]I want to live in Effington
[02:02.63]I want to die there too
[02:05.45]Please bury me in Effington
[02:08.50]In Effington in Effington oh
[02:25.40]If there's a God
[02:27.59]He's laughing at us
[02:30.67]And our football team
[02:38.33]And then the people
[02:40.10]Who live in normal
[02:41.86]Can buy the movies
[02:43.30]That I'll make in Effington
[02:45.34]That's what normal people do
[02:47.44]Do normal people do it too
[02:49.30]Normal people do it too
[02:50.42]Normal people do it
[02:51.45]People do it people do it
[02:52.84]People do it
[03:10.02]I want to live in Effington
[03:13.09]I want to die there too
[03:16.06]Please bury me in Effington
[03:19.04]In Effington in Effington
[03:21.17]In Effington in Effington