Call off the wedding
You’re shaking in your dress
You’ve been conned by the best
You want a gala extravaganza
Vainglorious but counterfeit
Tightwad cheapskate
Ain’t giving nothing away
Stingy, tightwad
Oh what a rip off
Greedy slipshod
Loosen up tightwad
Oh what a rip off
Your ***** is telling you
That she wants more
She bled you dry n’ out
You been an asshole
She’s got receipts
Depreciated discounts
Tightwad cheapskate
Ain’t giving nothing away
Stingy tightwad
Oh what a rip off
Greedy slipshod
Loosen up tightwad
Oh what a rip off
Earn steal keep it
Overpay the thieves
Gifts are plastic jewels for anniversaries
Pennywise lonely wives worthless to believe
A world without an end is what you get
It’s your birthday all you got was the blues
A cheap mistake or an excuse
Tightwad cheapskate
Ain’t giving nothing away
Stingy tightwad
Oh what a rip off
Greedy slipshod
Loosen up tightwad
Oh what a rip off
You’re such a tightwad
