Blame Canada - South Park
Lyrics by:Marc Shaiman/Trey Parker
Produced by:Marc Shaiman/Trey Parker/Matt Stone
Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Should we blame the government
Or blame society
Or should we blame the images on TV
No blame Canada blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault
Don't blame me for my son stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the klan
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to f**k myself
Well blame Canada
Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
There not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches
Should we blame the fire
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire
Heck no
Blame Canada blame Canada
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that b***h Anne Murray too
Blame Canada shame on Canada
The smut we must stop the trash we must smash
Laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and 'cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us