What an Ugly Man He Was (LP版) - Bob Rivers
He had one eyebrow
And pimples by the score
And when he was walking
His knuckles dragged on the floor
Oooo what an ugly man he was
Oooo what an ugly man he was
White flakes of dandruff
They fell off of his head
And Coke-bottle glasses
And breath like Mr Ed
Oooo what an ugly man he was
Oooo what an ugly man he was
Ahh-ahh ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh ahh-ahh
He went by himself
To his high school senior prom
The day he was born
The Doctor slapped his mom
Oooo what an ugly man he was
Oooo what an ugly man he was
Ahh-ahhh ahh
Ahh-ahhh ahh
Ahh-ahhh ahh
