[00:03.34]Oh if I were
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[00:07.07]President
[00:08.55]
[00:23.99]I'd make you realize no more question's no more lies
[00:30.85]I'll tell you the truth looking in your eyes
[00:34.15]
[00:35.37]If I were
[00:37.69]President
[00:38.47]
[00:43.25]Well first and formost son
[00:44.81]Jesus Christ is the only one you're gonna talk to when your day begins
[00:49.78]
[00:51.14]I'm gonna pass the law that says everyday you gotta get down on your knees and pray thank a man for dyin for you sins
[00:58.81]
[00:59.97]If I were president
[01:02.98]
[01:04.80]I'd make you understand
[01:07.43]
[01:09.20]Jesus is the man he's the reason that you stand
[01:13.33]If I were president
[01:16.84]
[01:36.76]We're gonna put the word out on the street no more
[01:39.32]Washington
[01:40.04]D C I'm gonna make this country big and strong no more payin up your taxes the capitol's in
[01:48.70]Fort Worth
[01:49.19]Texas that's the only place a house that big belongs
[01:53.27]
[01:53.92]If I were president
[01:57.03]
[01:58.77]Nobody's gonna push us around
[02:01.63]
[02:03.27]Well nobody's gonna laugh when
[02:05.66]Jason Boland's my chief of staff
[02:07.85]If I were president
[02:10.60]
[02:30.38]Well Iraqi boys you must be nuts your diggin yourself deeper in a rut
[02:35.31]I got a way to end you problems soon
[02:38.00]
[02:39.49]Well we'll bring home every one of our boys pull out our biggest baddest toys and blow you crazy bastards to the moon
[02:46.91]
[02:48.49]If I were president
[02:51.53]
[02:53.34]Nobody's gonna push us around
[02:56.10]
[02:57.48]If they threaten us or put us down we'll burn their country to the ground
[03:02.23]If I were president
[03:05.27]Well talk about you
[03:10.41]
[03:17.77]Osama bin
[03:18.22]
[03:24.97]Laden It won't be long till your name's forgotten
[03:27.25]America's freedom is always gonna ring
[03:29.83]And you know that we won't be satisfied
[03:32.17]
[03:33.62]Till your hatred's dead and your people are fried
[03:36.15]Your head's on a stick and your balls in a sling
[03:38.78]If I were president
[03:39.82]If I were president
[03:40.88]Hey one thing you can't deny your sorry a*s is gonna die
[03:44.47]If I was president
[03:45.89]
[03:47.11]Well I got one for you
[03:49.60]Saddam Hussein
[03:50.52]We'll resurect
[03:50.68]
[03:51.60]General John
[03:52.79]Wayne and put together a very simple plan we'll put down our 'nukes put down our guns and you and the
[03:58.17]Duke 'ul be 1-on-1 and he'll kick your a*s if you were a man
[04:00.30]If I were president
[04:01.82]If I were president
[04:02.71]If you don't like
[04:03.95]Willie Nelson you gotta go to prision
[04:05.53]If I were president
[04:10.09]
[04:12.99]So cash your vote and make it me an' if
[04:17.39]I win the beer's free
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[04:23.76]If I were president